The Dictionary of Non-existant Words made specifically for COI (TDONEWMSFCOI)

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1) Meepit
Meaning: A sound of surprise or fear. Ex: Ack!

2) Zween
Meaning:

3) Idjiot
Meaning: idiotic midgit

4) Hihg
Meaning: penguin with a spork

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